let's look at some coolers

This, my friends, is how you lose 200BB+ pots. You do one of two things:

1. Get in ahead and lose.
2. Have the NUTS lose to the STONE COLD nuts. You'll see what I mean.

Hopefully posting some of these hands will make me feel a bit better. And OH BOY I cannot wait for HEM to upload hands so we can take a look at G bux graff. =)

1.

***** Hand History for Game 10659527931 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:17:17 ET 2009
Table Gerald (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: Masterplan666 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 2: claus santa ( $8.50 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $52.65 USD )
Seat 4: slcseas ( $68.95 USD )
Seat 5: mr playboy1 ( $88.70 USD )
Seat 6: Point007 ( $68.10 USD )
mr playboy1 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Point007 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Ac Qc ]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
slcseas raises [$6.00 USD]
mr playboy1 folds
Point007 folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$15.25 USD]
slcseas raises [$62.95 USD]
UCDLaCrosse calls [$35.65 USD]
slcseas shows [Jh, Ad ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Ac, Qc ]
slcseas wins $16.30 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, 3h, Qh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
slcseas wins $104.05 USD from main pot

Yeah he totally said in chat "I know you 4bet light" to which I INSTA CALLED. Obv. I was still ahead. =(

2.

***** Hand History for Game 10659459336 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:12:15 ET 2009
Table March (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: mrdeezle ( $50.50 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $52.50 USD )
Seat 3: VolleyShoot ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: Masterplan666 ( $54.80 USD )
Seat 5: jacksupgrinder ( $50.75 USD )
Seat 6: Watanga ( $125.50 USD )
Masterplan666 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
jacksupgrinder posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 6s 9s ]
Watanga raises [$1.75 USD]
mrdeezle folds
UCDLaCrosse calls [$1.75 USD]
VolleyShoot folds
Masterplan666 folds
jacksupgrinder calls [$1.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 3h, 5h ]
jacksupgrinder checks
Watanga checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$4.00 USD]
jacksupgrinder folds
Watanga calls [$4.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
Watanga checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$8.00 USD]
Watanga calls [$8.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
Watanga checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$38.75 USD]
Watanga calls [$38.75 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [6s, 9s ]
Watanga shows [5c, 5d ]
Watanga wins $104.00 USD from main pot

Is it just me, or isn't supposed to fold to a river shove? Let's see, 4 straight board, both flush draws miss, and he snap called my river shove. No, top pair wasn't shoving for value, obv. it was a bluff, but come on snapping me off with 55 here is grossssssssssss.

3.

***** Hand History for Game 10659586166 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:21:41 ET 2009
Table March (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: mrdeezle ( $61.65 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 3: VolleyShoot ( $55.00 USD )
Seat 4: Masterplan666 ( $59.95 USD )
Seat 5: 200 Motels ( $52.45 USD )
Seat 6: Watanga ( $173.75 USD )
200 Motels posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Watanga posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Td Tc ]
mrdeezle folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
VolleyShoot folds
Masterplan666 calls [$1.75 USD]
200 Motels folds
Watanga folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 10h, 9d, 9c ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$3.00 USD]
Masterplan666 calls [$3.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$6.00 USD]
Masterplan666 raises [$15.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$39.25 USD]
Masterplan666 calls [$30.25 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Td, Tc ]
Masterplan666 shows [9h, 9s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
Masterplan666 wins $97.75 USD from main pot

Oh yeah, I have the nutters. Wait..... Nut boat just runnin' into Quads Ma'! Ain't nothin'!

4.

***** Hand History for Game 10659225235 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 12:55:53 ET 2009
Table Gerald (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 2: claus santa ( $8.50 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: slcseas ( $74.45 USD )
Seat 5: mr playboy1 ( $46.70 USD )
Seat 6: Point007 ( $63.65 USD )
slcseas posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
mr playboy1 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Kd Ks ]
Point007 folds
claus santa folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
slcseas folds
mr playboy1 raises [$8.50 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$48.25 USD]
mr playboy1 calls [$37.70 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Kd, Ks ]
mr playboy1 shows [As, Ah ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $3.30 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 2s, 8c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
mr playboy1 wins $90.65 USD from main pot

I opened my mouth too quick Matt :X

5.

***** Hand History for Game 10659643655 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:26:08 ET 2009
Table Golfcart (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: dstaak ( $49.30 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.75 USD )
Seat 3: Masterplan666 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: nsdclan ( $99.85 USD )
Seat 5: 768hon ( $45.75 USD )
Seat 6: Porntraktr ( $96.00 USD )
Porntraktr posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
dstaak posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 8c 8h ]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
Masterplan666 folds
nsdclan raises [$6.00 USD]
Porntraktr folds
dstaak folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$14.25 USD]
nsdclan raises [$93.85 USD]
UCDLaCrosse calls [$34.75 USD]
nsdclan shows [Ah, Qs ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [8c, 8h ]
nsdclan wins $49.10 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, Ac, 2h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
nsdclan wins $99.25 USD from main pot

YA FUCK YOU NDS YOU LIGHT THREE BETTING MOTHERFUCKER. CONSTANTLY 3BETTING UTG RAISES AND WINNING FLIPS?

I'm not really angry, but come on, this has got to be one of the worst 2 part sessions in some time. Not gonna lie though, I am proud of performing a 3bi stop loss on each session before returning. Ya I'm down 4 buyins, so like 1800$ or something in ftp. Should be about even in equity, not down 6 buyins. Here's to a +20bi session tomorrow imo!

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r430/Epicbubbles/runbadlol.jpg

excellent, ain't that red line a beauty tho? :D