Thursday, January 15, 2009

17 buyins

or something dumb down in equity. Ballin outta control don't mean shit when you can't win because of variance. Fuck poker, I have a week off in DC to think about how much it:

1. blows to be in makeup
2. why I always have 10 buyins downswings RIGHT when I move up

cause LOL at playing different, I haven't won a fucking flip in ages (and Im usually the one ahead)

fuck it, ILL DOO IT LIVE



how I feel.

I seriously hate poker

PokerStars Game #23948654215: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/01/16 1:48:27 ET
Table 'Vera' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: epicbubbles ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: YA MAMMY ($108.80 in chips)
Seat 3: Cynicism328 ($114.75 in chips)
Seat 4: STEVO197 ($64.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Nine7Suited ($84.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Dammn_Deuces ($118.50 in chips)
Seat 7: bataa3 ($100 in chips)
Seat 8: Wake09 ($210.15 in chips)
Seat 9: novaeuropa ($40.10 in chips)
novaeuropa: posts small blind $0.50
epicbubbles: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to epicbubbles [Qh Qs]
YA MAMMY: folds
Cynicism328: folds
STEVO197: folds
Nine7Suited: calls $1
Dammn_Deuces: folds
bataa3: raises $4 to $5
Wake09: folds
novaeuropa: folds
epicbubbles: raises $11 to $16
Nine7Suited: folds
bataa3: raises $18 to $34
epicbubbles: raises $66 to $100 and is all-in
bataa3: calls $66 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9h Ts 4d]
*** TURN *** [9h Ts 4d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [9h Ts 4d 5h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
epicbubbles: shows [Qh Qs] (a pair of Queens)
bataa3: shows [Ac Qc] (a pair of Aces)
bataa3 collected $198.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201.50 | Rake $3
Board [9h Ts 4d 5h Ad]
Seat 1: epicbubbles (big blind) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: YA MAMMY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Cynicism328 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: STEVO197 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Nine7Suited folded before Flop
Seat 6: Dammn_Deuces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bataa3 showed [Ac Qc] and won ($198.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: Wake09 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: novaeuropa (small blind) folded before Flop


PokerStars Game #23948758346: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2009/01/16 1:55:45 ET
Table 'Mathilde' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: epicbubbles ($157.45 in chips)
Seat 2: ryang421 ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: mayvilleman1 ($13.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Doikito ($100 in chips)
Seat 5: markiepooh99 ($300.50 in chips)
Seat 6: ehafner ($113.35 in chips)
Seat 7: ChangLeeSun ($142.85 in chips)
Seat 8: alih99999 ($116.60 in chips)
Seat 9: hodge05 ($101 in chips)
epicbubbles: posts small blind $0.50
ryang421: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to epicbubbles [Qh Ad]
mayvilleman1: folds
Doikito: folds
markiepooh99: folds
ehafner: folds
ChangLeeSun: folds
alih99999: folds
hodge05: raises $2 to $3
epicbubbles: raises $8 to $11
ryang421: folds
hodge05: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4d Ah 8h]
epicbubbles: bets $14
hodge05: calls $14
*** TURN *** [4d Ah 8h] [Jh]
epicbubbles: bets $30
hodge05: raises $46 to $76 and is all-in
epicbubbles: calls $46
*** RIVER *** [4d Ah 8h Jh] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
epicbubbles: shows [Qh Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
hodge05: shows [Th Kh] (a flush, Ace high - King higher)
hodge05 collected $200 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $203 | Rake $3
Board [4d Ah 8h Jh 3h]
Seat 1: epicbubbles (small blind) showed [Qh Ad] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: ryang421 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mayvilleman1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Doikito folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: markiepooh99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ehafner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ChangLeeSun folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: alih99999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hodge05 (button) showed [Th Kh] and won ($200) with a flush, Ace high


I thought I sucked out too...

Friday, January 2, 2009

It's cool to lose 3 buyins in 153 hands.

Then I stopped playing. How in the fuck am I gonna clear this bonus when everyone says this happens, lol.

1.

***** Hand History for Game 23484338283 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 02, 03:35:46 ET 2009
Table Sibylla V (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: Claedeus ( $25.00 USD )
Seat 2: stefan_ddr ( $102.15 USD )
Seat 4: vkgpillager ( $7.15 USD )
Seat 5: righteous4gm ( $30.65 USD )
Seat 6: dave2181 ( $60.40 USD )
Seat 7: epicbubbles ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 8: chyan333 ( $39.00 USD )
Seat 9: Dr R Steady ( $3.15 USD )
epicbubbles posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
chyan333 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to epicbubbles [ 8c 8s ]
Dr R Steady folds
Claedeus folds
stefan_ddr folds
vkgpillager calls [$0.50 USD]
righteous4gm calls [$0.50 USD]
dave2181 folds
epicbubbles calls [$0.25 USD]
chyan333 checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kd, 8h, Jd ]
epicbubbles bets [$1.50 USD]
chyan333 calls [$1.50 USD]
vkgpillager folds
righteous4gm folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
epicbubbles bets [$3.00 USD]
chyan333 calls [$3.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
epicbubbles bets [$7.00 USD]
chyan333 calls [$7.00 USD]
epicbubbles shows [8c, 8s ]
chyan333 shows [8d, 3d ]
chyan333 wins $23.80 USD from main pot

2.

***** Hand History for Game 23484383598 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, January 02, 03:39:41 ET 2009
Table Lalage (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 2: Monimar ( $8.75 USD )
Seat 3: stefan_ddr ( $109.40 USD )
Seat 4: epicbubbles ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 5: Gore_2 ( $9.25 USD )
Seat 6: Cajun222 ( $56.30 USD )
Seat 7: erivk ( $5.75 USD )
Seat 8: spidey983 ( $16.45 USD )
Seat 9: THEGAMEISOVA ( $68.20 USD )
Gore_2 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Cajun222 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to epicbubbles [ 9c 9s ]
erivk calls [$0.50 USD]
spidey983 folds
THEGAMEISOVA folds
Monimar folds
stefan_ddr raises [$2.50 USD]
epicbubbles calls [$2.50 USD]
Gore_2 folds
Cajun222 calls [$2.00 USD]
erivk calls [$2.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, 9d, 7s ]
Cajun222 checks
erivk bets [$2.00 USD]
stefan_ddr calls [$2.00 USD]
epicbubbles calls [$2.00 USD]
Cajun222 folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
erivk bets [$1.25 USD]
stefan_ddr calls [$1.25 USD]
epicbubbles raises [$6.50 USD]
stefan_ddr raises [$23.50 USD]
epicbubbles raises [$39.00 USD]
stefan_ddr calls [$20.75 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
stefan_ddr shows [Ts, 8s ]
stefan_ddr wins $86.45 USD from main pot
stefan_ddr wins $19.05 USD from main pot
epicbubbles doesn't show [9c, 9s ]
erivk doesn't show [5h, As ]

this one blew hard.

the third one is lamer but Im too lazy to re-copy it. bedtime, later