let's look at some coolers

This, my friends, is how you lose 200BB+ pots. You do one of two things:

1. Get in ahead and lose.
2. Have the NUTS lose to the STONE COLD nuts. You'll see what I mean.

Hopefully posting some of these hands will make me feel a bit better. And OH BOY I cannot wait for HEM to upload hands so we can take a look at G bux graff. =)

1.

***** Hand History for Game 10659527931 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:17:17 ET 2009
Table Gerald (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: Masterplan666 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 2: claus santa ( $8.50 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $52.65 USD )
Seat 4: slcseas ( $68.95 USD )
Seat 5: mr playboy1 ( $88.70 USD )
Seat 6: Point007 ( $68.10 USD )
mr playboy1 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Point007 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Ac Qc ]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
slcseas raises [$6.00 USD]
mr playboy1 folds
Point007 folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$15.25 USD]
slcseas raises [$62.95 USD]
UCDLaCrosse calls [$35.65 USD]
slcseas shows [Jh, Ad ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Ac, Qc ]
slcseas wins $16.30 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kh, 3h, Qh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3s ]
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
slcseas wins $104.05 USD from main pot

Yeah he totally said in chat "I know you 4bet light" to which I INSTA CALLED. Obv. I was still ahead. =(

2.

***** Hand History for Game 10659459336 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:12:15 ET 2009
Table March (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: mrdeezle ( $50.50 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $52.50 USD )
Seat 3: VolleyShoot ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: Masterplan666 ( $54.80 USD )
Seat 5: jacksupgrinder ( $50.75 USD )
Seat 6: Watanga ( $125.50 USD )
Masterplan666 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
jacksupgrinder posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 6s 9s ]
Watanga raises [$1.75 USD]
mrdeezle folds
UCDLaCrosse calls [$1.75 USD]
VolleyShoot folds
Masterplan666 folds
jacksupgrinder calls [$1.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 3h, 5h ]
jacksupgrinder checks
Watanga checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$4.00 USD]
jacksupgrinder folds
Watanga calls [$4.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4d ]
Watanga checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$8.00 USD]
Watanga calls [$8.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
Watanga checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$38.75 USD]
Watanga calls [$38.75 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [6s, 9s ]
Watanga shows [5c, 5d ]
Watanga wins $104.00 USD from main pot

Is it just me, or isn't supposed to fold to a river shove? Let's see, 4 straight board, both flush draws miss, and he snap called my river shove. No, top pair wasn't shoving for value, obv. it was a bluff, but come on snapping me off with 55 here is grossssssssssss.

3.

***** Hand History for Game 10659586166 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:21:41 ET 2009
Table March (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: mrdeezle ( $61.65 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 3: VolleyShoot ( $55.00 USD )
Seat 4: Masterplan666 ( $59.95 USD )
Seat 5: 200 Motels ( $52.45 USD )
Seat 6: Watanga ( $173.75 USD )
200 Motels posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Watanga posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Td Tc ]
mrdeezle folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
VolleyShoot folds
Masterplan666 calls [$1.75 USD]
200 Motels folds
Watanga folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 10h, 9d, 9c ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$3.00 USD]
Masterplan666 calls [$3.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$6.00 USD]
Masterplan666 raises [$15.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$39.25 USD]
Masterplan666 calls [$30.25 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Td, Tc ]
Masterplan666 shows [9h, 9s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
Masterplan666 wins $97.75 USD from main pot

Oh yeah, I have the nutters. Wait..... Nut boat just runnin' into Quads Ma'! Ain't nothin'!

4.

***** Hand History for Game 10659225235 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 12:55:53 ET 2009
Table Gerald (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 2: claus santa ( $8.50 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: slcseas ( $74.45 USD )
Seat 5: mr playboy1 ( $46.70 USD )
Seat 6: Point007 ( $63.65 USD )
slcseas posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
mr playboy1 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Kd Ks ]
Point007 folds
claus santa folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
slcseas folds
mr playboy1 raises [$8.50 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$48.25 USD]
mr playboy1 calls [$37.70 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Kd, Ks ]
mr playboy1 shows [As, Ah ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $3.30 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, 2s, 8c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]
mr playboy1 wins $90.65 USD from main pot

I opened my mouth too quick Matt :X

5.

***** Hand History for Game 10659643655 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, February 16, 01:26:08 ET 2009
Table Golfcart (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: dstaak ( $49.30 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.75 USD )
Seat 3: Masterplan666 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: nsdclan ( $99.85 USD )
Seat 5: 768hon ( $45.75 USD )
Seat 6: Porntraktr ( $96.00 USD )
Porntraktr posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
dstaak posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 8c 8h ]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
Masterplan666 folds
nsdclan raises [$6.00 USD]
Porntraktr folds
dstaak folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$14.25 USD]
nsdclan raises [$93.85 USD]
UCDLaCrosse calls [$34.75 USD]
nsdclan shows [Ah, Qs ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [8c, 8h ]
nsdclan wins $49.10 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, Ac, 2h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
nsdclan wins $99.25 USD from main pot

YA FUCK YOU NDS YOU LIGHT THREE BETTING MOTHERFUCKER. CONSTANTLY 3BETTING UTG RAISES AND WINNING FLIPS?

I'm not really angry, but come on, this has got to be one of the worst 2 part sessions in some time. Not gonna lie though, I am proud of performing a 3bi stop loss on each session before returning. Ya I'm down 4 buyins, so like 1800$ or something in ftp. Should be about even in equity, not down 6 buyins. Here's to a +20bi session tomorrow imo!

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r430/Epicbubbles/runbadlol.jpg

excellent, ain't that red line a beauty tho? :D

Excellent

You guys ever have those short sessions where you don't really ever lose a pot more than like, 20-30bbs and you win like 4+ 200BB pots. Well then, let's take a look! :D

1.

***** Hand History for Game 10589086594 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, February 12, 02:44:13 ET 2009
Table Ernest (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: roflpwn ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 2: PoorBoyWilly ( $51.25 USD )
Seat 3: ghilu ghilu ( $61.15 USD )
Seat 4: Marung80 ( $51.30 USD )
Seat 5: mia_likes_69 ( $65.35 USD )
Seat 6: UCDLaCrosse ( $60.35 USD )
Marung80 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
mia_likes_69 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 7d 7h ]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
PoorBoyWilly folds
ghilu ghilu folds
Marung80 raises [$5.25 USD]
mia_likes_69 folds
UCDLaCrosse calls [$3.75 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3h, 6s, 4s ]
Marung80 bets [$8.50 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$23.00 USD]
Marung80 raises [$37.30 USD]
UCDLaCrosse calls [$22.80 USD]
Marung80 shows [Kh, Kd ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [7d, 7h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $100.10 USD from main pot

I was pretty active and so was this guy and he had fold to 3bet at 54%, so lol 6 outs + MASSIVE FE postflop and you get this beauty.

2.

***** Hand History for Game 10589338758 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, February 12, 02:59:54 ET 2009
Table Pecan (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: Yrjana ( $87.60 USD )
Seat 2: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 3: AJon2008 ( $51.80 USD )
Seat 4: k77316 ( $40.10 USD )
Seat 5: Kot777 ( $90.65 USD )
Seat 6: Arkhman ( $64.25 USD )
AJon2008 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
k77316 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 8s 8d ]
Kot777 raises [$1.75 USD]
Arkhman folds
Yrjana folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$6.00 USD]
AJon2008 folds
k77316 folds
Kot777 calls [$4.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 7d, Th ]
Kot777 checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$7.50 USD]
Kot777 calls [$7.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
Kot777 checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$15.00 USD]
Kot777 calls [$15.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
Kot777 bets [$31.50 USD]
UCDLaCrosse calls [$21.50 USD]
Kot777 wins $10.00 USD
Kot777 shows [Qs, Qc ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [8s, 8d ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $97.75 USD from main pot

This was a misclick preflop because the gay little happy hour thing popped up so I pressed the pot button and lol, made it 6 to go. Hes dumb for flatting with QQ oop there.

3.

***** Hand History for Game 10589025455 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, February 12, 02:40:27 ET 2009
Table Falvo (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: antonio_raise ( $125.10 USD )
Seat 2: Porntraktr ( $87.30 USD )
Seat 3: jenya86rus ( $51.60 USD )
Seat 4: moriarty_poker ( $54.20 USD )
Seat 5: ghilu ghilu ( $73.25 USD )
Seat 6: UCDLaCrosse ( $50.00 USD )
jenya86rus posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
moriarty_poker posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Kh As ]
ghilu ghilu folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
antonio_raise folds
Porntraktr calls [$1.75 USD]
jenya86rus folds
moriarty_poker folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, Ah, Jh ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$3.50 USD]
Porntraktr calls [$3.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$8.00 USD]
Porntraktr calls [$8.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$21.00 USD]
Porntraktr calls [$21.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Kh, As ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $66.25 USD from main pot
Porntraktr doesn't show [Qd, Ad ]

I could have shoved river, as he only has AQ here, but something told me he might show up with AJ/A10. He never raised tho, so he turned his hand faceup pretty much. Also its kind of bad for him if you think about it NOT to raise the flop because if he raises and I come over, he can safely muck it. He doesn't beat AJ or AK here, he only beats A9 and my UTG is not that light, so, ya. I love donks what can I say.

Full Tilt Poker

6max 50NL tables, heres a review of some of my play there for the first longggggg session of 6 max in awhile.

The games are quite non-comparable to the fullring games, seeing as how 6max is very aggro and coolers are a less of an occurance at 6max than at full ring imo. Less set over sets, flush over flush, etc. At any rate, heres some winners:

1.

***** Hand History for Game 10562292656 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 11, 02:15:21 ET 2009
Table Benson (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Higher_Wattage ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 2: SvenTuuva ( $52.20 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $63.00 USD )
Seat 4: pokermanmark32 ( $78.40 USD )
Seat 5: HotSauce286 ( $71.25 USD )
Seat 6: WhyDaddyDrinks ( $133.05 USD )
SvenTuuva posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
UCDLaCrosse posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Jd Js ]
pokermanmark32 calls [$0.50 USD]
WhyDaddyDrinks folds
Higher_Wattage folds
SvenTuuva folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$2.25 USD]
pokermanmark32 calls [$2.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, Td, 7s ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$4.50 USD]
pokermanmark32 calls [$4.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$8.00 USD]
pokermanmark32 calls [$8.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 3c ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$18.00 USD]
pokermanmark32 calls [$18.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Jd, Js ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $63.75 USD from main pot
pokermanmark32 doesn't show [Qd, 4c ]


Against a fish, easiest value bet in the world. The 10 is sometimes a scare card on the turn, because when you slow down and think, whats he calling with on the flop? But his image made me think otherwise and valuetown.

2.
***** Hand History for Game 10562686233 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 11, 02:54:31 ET 2009
Table Gamma (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: lkfsdlfkhasg ( $52.25 USD )
Seat 2: 2THENUTS ( $85.65 USD )
Seat 3: BodystainTattoo ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: UCDLaCrosse ( $77.40 USD )
Seat 5: BeerMe ( $55.40 USD )
Seat 6: Werendos ( $35.15 USD )
BeerMe posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Werendos posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Ah Ac ]
lkfsdlfkhasg folds
2THENUTS folds
BodystainTattoo raises [$1.75 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$6.00 USD]
BeerMe folds
Werendos raises [$34.65 USD]
BodystainTattoo folds
UCDLaCrosse calls [$29.15 USD]
Werendos shows [8d, 8c ]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Ah, Ac ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 2c, Js ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $69.30 USD from main pot


Standard, this guy slowplays AA/KK/QQ preflop and plays 77-JJ very fast. Hella funny if you ask me, and for the most part the 200BB pots that I won this session were completely standard. Here's some losers:

1. ***** Hand History for Game 10563079078 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 11, 03:38:26 ET 2009
Table Griffiss (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: ssm727 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 2: jshayes ( $57.10 USD )
Seat 3: wils_e ( $90.90 USD )
Seat 4: UCDLaCrosse ( $65.85 USD )
Seat 5: ManWithBrisk ( $56.65 USD )
Seat 6: trippset ( $60.55 USD )
jshayes posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ As Ah ]
wils_e folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$2.00 USD]
ManWithBrisk folds
trippset calls [$2.00 USD]
jshayes calls [$1.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, 8h, Kd ]
jshayes checks
UCDLaCrosse bets [$4.00 USD]
trippset calls [$4.00 USD]
jshayes raises [$22.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$59.85 USD]
trippset folds
jshayes calls [$33.10 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [As, Ah ]
jshayes shows [Kh, 7h ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $8.75 USD
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
jshayes wins $117.20 USD from main pot

Looking back on this hand, it could def. be a fold, but considering the villain's stats in the hand (64/3/0 over 210 hands) I really think he could be doing this with AK/KQ/KJ, and Im not worried about the villain behind. LOL @ how diff. full ring is, this would be a muck, haha.

2.

***** Hand History for Game 10563465219 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 11, 04:25:53 ET 2009
Table Meissner (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: Mouss Diouf ( $68.40 USD )
Seat 2: timmy coktail ( $21.95 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $64.00 USD )
Seat 4: acoustic punk ( $109.20 USD )
Seat 5: NoLuck2me ( $23.20 USD )
Seat 6: YouBetterNot ( $50.00 USD )
Mouss Diouf posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
timmy coktail posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ Qc Jc ]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
acoustic punk folds
NoLuck2me calls [$1.75 USD]
YouBetterNot calls [$1.75 USD]
Mouss Diouf folds
timmy coktail folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 6c, Jh ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$4.00 USD]
NoLuck2me calls [$4.00 USD]
YouBetterNot raises [$15.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$58.25 USD]
NoLuck2me folds
YouBetterNot calls [$33.25 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [Qc, Jc ]
YouBetterNot shows [6d, 6h ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $14.00 USD
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
YouBetterNot wins $103.50 USD from main pot

TPGK + flush draw= nuts. Sucks I had to be against the TOP of villains range, but its okay. I don't mind stacking off here ever, as I have flush equity on him. Its when he turns over AJ/KJ/AA/KK that I get excited as I have ALOT more equity. :D

3.

***** Hand History for Game 10563406545 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 11, 04:18:23 ET 2009
Table Benson (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: warzz ( $59.70 USD )
Seat 2: knockoutdude ( $116.65 USD )
Seat 3: UCDLaCrosse ( $117.05 USD )
Seat 4: NoLuck2me ( $32.25 USD )
Seat 5: Night2o11 ( $59.95 USD )
Seat 6: drtybugr ( $16.45 USD )
Night2o11 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
drtybugr posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UCDLaCrosse [ 7c Ac ]
warzz folds
knockoutdude folds
UCDLaCrosse raises [$1.75 USD]
NoLuck2me calls [$1.75 USD]
Night2o11 folds
drtybugr folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 8d, As ]
UCDLaCrosse bets [$3.00 USD]
NoLuck2me raises [$9.50 USD]
UCDLaCrosse raises [$112.30 USD]
NoLuck2me calls [$21.00 USD]
UCDLaCrosse shows [7c, Ac ]
NoLuck2me shows [Ts, 9d ]
UCDLaCrosse wins $84.80 USD
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
NoLuck2me wins $62.25 USD from main pot

LOL at shoving 50BB stacks in the middle with 10high. Ah well, he hit happens, Im happy to get it in with A7s on A87r.

Thats all for now, later peeps. Plan on grinding on Stars later some fullring, my nitty side permits. :D